DNC Roundup: Flags, Tears, and Football Metaphors Galore!
Dive into the Democratic National Convention's circus of emotions, speeches, and political shenanigans. From football metaphors to late-night rants, it's a whirlwind of drama and satire.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.
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