DNC Roundup: Flags, Tears, and Football Metaphors Galore!
Dive into the Democratic National Convention's circus of emotions, speeches, and political shenanigans. From football metaphors to late-night rants, it's a whirlwind of drama and satire.
Embark on a journey through gag orders that seem more hopeful than a child's wish list to Santa and jury selections that mimic finding a sober person at Oktoberfest.
Meanwhile, Trump's legal team confuses Brooklyn for a game board, and his diplomatic strategy for Ukraine might just involve channeling his inner six-year-old at negotiation.