I Analyzed Trump's Rally Math and Discovered His Secret $79 Million Crowd Multiplier
Dive into the political hurricane with campaign cash, flip-flopping politicians, and Trump's math adventures. From billion-dollar war chests to empty rally seats, we've got it all!
Embark on a journey through gag orders that seem more hopeful than a child's wish list to Santa and jury selections that mimic finding a sober person at Oktoberfest.
Meanwhile, Trump's legal team confuses Brooklyn for a game board, and his diplomatic strategy for Ukraine might just involve channeling his inner six-year-old at negotiation.