I Just Watched MAGA Preachers Summon Demons While Elon Tried to Buy Democracy
From demon prophecies to billionaire power grabs, dive into today's political craziness where MAGA preachers rant, Musk tries to buy influence, and voter suppression gets a xenophobic twist.
Under the spotlights brighter than a supernova at a space disco, we find a collection of tales that make reality television look like amateur hour at the local community center.
As Donald Trump, paraded into Manhattan Criminal Court for a hush money trial, one could imagine Melania blowing out her candles wishing for a day less fraught with embarrassment.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.