I Just Watched MAGA Preachers Summon Demons While Elon Tried to Buy Democracy
From demon prophecies to billionaire power grabs, dive into today's political craziness where MAGA preachers rant, Musk tries to buy influence, and voter suppression gets a xenophobic twist.
Forget prime-time TV; the real entertainment is unfolding in the courtrooms, where the plot is thicker than a mystery novel and the characters are as colorful as a neon painting.
Embark on a journey through gag orders that seem more hopeful than a child's wish list to Santa and jury selections that mimic finding a sober person at Oktoberfest.