I Spent 7 Minutes in Trump's Brain and Now I Can't Stop Tweeting in ALL CAPS
Buckle up for a wild ride through the political jungle! From legal bombshells to embarrassing TV moments, we're diving into the latest shenanigans that'll make you laugh (or cry).
Under the spotlights brighter than a supernova at a space disco, we find a collection of tales that make reality television look like amateur hour at the local community center.
As Donald Trump, paraded into Manhattan Criminal Court for a hush money trial, one could imagine Melania blowing out her candles wishing for a day less fraught with embarrassment.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.