I Spent Half an Hour in Trump's Brain and Now I Can't Stop Threatening Election Officials

Dive into the wacky world of American politics! From Trump's Putin tantrum to gay penguins in schools, explore a landscape where logic takes a backseat and absurdity drives the bus.

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