I Spent the Last 24 Hours in Trump's America and Now I Need to Take a Shower

Welcome, dear readers, to the grand unveiling of the "Rockford Files," your new go-to blog where the world of politics and government is dissected with the precision of a surgeon.

Dive into the gripping saga of Trump's legal escapades, a tale so convoluted it makes the Gordian Knot look like a shoelace problem.

From Capitol Hill showdowns that could give soap operas a run for their money to courtroom dramas starring former presidents, this collection of tales will keep you awake!

With a jury as eclectic as a band at an underground music festival and legal strategies that resemble attempts at mind control, this saga is more gripping than a thriller novel.

Forget the mundane tedium of law; we're in the era of meme-powered jury selections and high-stakes games of legislative hot potato.