I Watched Tucker Carlson Call Trump 'Daddy' So You Don't Have To [And It Gets Worse]

From hush money scandals to classified document disputes, our favorite reality TV star turned politician is back in the spotlight, and this time, it's not just for his hair.

Meanwhile, Cannes explodes into controversy with a racy biopic scene that puts "Keeping Up with the Trumps" to shame.

This week, we witnessed a courtroom showdown that could rival any prime-time soap opera.

Happy birthday, Rudy! This week's political theater brings you a smorgasbord of eyebrow-raising antics.

Welcome, dear reader, to the chaotic (and sleepy) love-child of reality TV and political theater!