The Bell Tolls for Trump: A Symphony of Satirical Summaries

Herein lies a collection of tales that could make Shakespeare himself say, "Well, that escalated quickly."

Embark on a journey through gag orders that seem more hopeful than a child's wish list to Santa and jury selections that mimic finding a sober person at Oktoberfest.

If you ever thought law and order were about gavels slamming and justice served on a silver platter, think again.

Meanwhile, Trump's legal team confuses Brooklyn for a game board, and his diplomatic strategy for Ukraine might just involve channeling his inner six-year-old at negotiation.

Elon Musk proves that he's got the mind of a toddler while the rest of the world stares at an eclipse.