The Great Biden Disappearing Act: Celebrities, Chaos, and a Surprise Exit
Welcome to a whirlwind recap of President Joe Biden's sudden exit from the 2024 presidential race, narrated in a tone as sharp as a porcupine in a balloon factory.
Hold onto your robes, because the Supreme Court just waved its wand and turned the president into a magical unicorn—immune from practically everything.
If you thought reality TV was unpredictable, welcome to the political ring of 2024, where every twist and turn is a fresh headline, and every headline is a comedy (or tragedy).