The Great Biden Disappearing Act: Celebrities, Chaos, and a Surprise Exit
Welcome to a whirlwind recap of President Joe Biden's sudden exit from the 2024 presidential race, narrated in a tone as sharp as a porcupine in a balloon factory.
From alleged cash-for-endorsements schemes to the latest gripes from robed figures, this post serves up the freshest plate of political irony, served with a side of sarcasm.