The Great Political Circus: No Acrobats, Just Legal Eagles and Tweeting Tots

In the latest episode of America's ongoing political dramedy, we're treated to a smorgasbord of eyebrow-raising narratives that could make the most seasoned scriptwriters blush.

Welcome to the grand theatre of the absurd, where protagonists range from former presidents to untrainable dogs.

Under the spotlights brighter than a supernova at a space disco, we find a collection of tales that make reality television look like amateur hour at the local community center.

As Donald Trump, paraded into Manhattan Criminal Court for a hush money trial, one could imagine Melania blowing out her candles wishing for a day less fraught with embarrassment.

It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.