Trump Calls on JESUS to Count Votes (And It Somehow Gets Weirder From There)
Dive into America's political circus: from voter sign-ups to debate drama, and a holy twist on vote counting. Reality's bent, common sense optional in this funhouse mirror view.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.
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