Trump's Latest "Women Protection" Plan Backfired So Hard, Even His Garbage Truck Rejected Him
From Trump's bizarre women's protection promise to security clearances as loyalty perks, today in election news proves truth is stranger than fiction. Buckle up for the wildest campaign yet.
Under the spotlights brighter than a supernova at a space disco, we find a collection of tales that make reality television look like amateur hour at the local community center.
As Donald Trump, paraded into Manhattan Criminal Court for a hush money trial, one could imagine Melania blowing out her candles wishing for a day less fraught with embarrassment.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.