Trump's Shocking Military Plan: How a 78-Year-Old's Brain Fart Could Destroy Democracy in 24 Hours
Trump's 2024 campaign: a wild ride through military madness, cognitive decline, and fascist fever dreams. Grab your popcorn as reality TV meets politics in this electoral circus!
Embark on a journey through gag orders that seem more hopeful than a child's wish list to Santa and jury selections that mimic finding a sober person at Oktoberfest.
Meanwhile, Trump's legal team confuses Brooklyn for a game board, and his diplomatic strategy for Ukraine might just involve channeling his inner six-year-old at negotiation.