Trump's Tumultuous Tango: Legal Labyrinths, Political Ploys, and Family Festivities
Let’s dive into this smorgasbord of Trumpian exploits, where the stakes are high, the drama is palpable, and the family business is as bustling as ever.
Embark on a journey through gag orders that seem more hopeful than a child's wish list to Santa and jury selections that mimic finding a sober person at Oktoberfest.
Meanwhile, Trump's legal team confuses Brooklyn for a game board, and his diplomatic strategy for Ukraine might just involve channeling his inner six-year-old at negotiation.