Welcome to the Madness: A Week in Political Lala Land
Today we're delving into a veritable kaleidoscope of political shenanigans, where metaphors are your new best friends and the truth is as elusive as a caffeinated unicorn.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.
Welcome, dear readers, to the grand unveiling of the "Rockford Files," your new go-to blog where the world of politics and government is dissected with the precision of a surgeon.