Welcome to the Madness: A Week in Political Lala Land
Today we're delving into a veritable kaleidoscope of political shenanigans, where metaphors are your new best friends and the truth is as elusive as a caffeinated unicorn.
Embark on a journey through gag orders that seem more hopeful than a child's wish list to Santa and jury selections that mimic finding a sober person at Oktoberfest.
Meanwhile, Trump's legal team confuses Brooklyn for a game board, and his diplomatic strategy for Ukraine might just involve channeling his inner six-year-old at negotiation.