Welcome, noble Bitcoin Bro! You’ve invested countless hours into your digital currency and pored over every article in the crypto news. You’ve mastered the art of pretending to understand blockchain technology. Now, it’s time to level up and become the ultimate protector of the Bitcoin realm. This handbook will guide you through the intricate dance of sounding like you know what you're talking about while defending the pure, unadulterated Bitcoin against the nefarious threats of shitcoins and other digital abominations.