A Murder of Crows

Stone the crows. A murder of crows. Murder, a murder of crows.

I used to like crows They are intelligent; they like shiny objects They hang out in a murder.

They are also arseholes The biggest arseholes of the bird kingdom Damn dinosaurs.

It all started a couple of years ago when we moved into our apartment, a rental Just our place, for my son and m Our place. was also directly across from the shopping centre, which was a bonus.

Or so I thought.

Where there are bi

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