
Today was cold.
I knew it would be because we had a storm yesterday. So I dove in without asking my bitch what the temperature was.
That's my Google assistant, by the way. I named it bitch. I even got Google to say bitch in reference to itself.
Turned out it was 12 degrees celsius. So that's like 53.5 Fahrenheit.
Anyway, if you recall, I thought if I did shampoo, rinse and repeat. I'd make 5 minutes.
Music on, booty-shaking.... or shivering. Same same.
As luck would have it, I bought
I knew it would be because we had a storm yesterday. So I dove in without asking my bitch what the temperature was.
That's my Google assistant, by the way. I named it bitch. I even got Google to say bitch in reference to itself.
Turned out it was 12 degrees celsius. So that's like 53.5 Fahrenheit.
Anyway, if you recall, I thought if I did shampoo, rinse and repeat. I'd make 5 minutes.
Music on, booty-shaking.... or shivering. Same same.
As luck would have it, I bought