I Exposed Trump's Secret Plan to Destroy America's Economy (And His Lawyers Are FURIOUS)
Buckle up for a wild ride through the political madhouse! From electoral drama to legal gymnastics and economic blunders, we're diving into a smorgasbord of absurdity in American politics.
Under the spotlights brighter than a supernova at a space disco, we find a collection of tales that make reality television look like amateur hour at the local community center.
As Donald Trump, paraded into Manhattan Criminal Court for a hush money trial, one could imagine Melania blowing out her candles wishing for a day less fraught with embarrassment.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.