I Just Watched MAGA Preachers Summon Demons While Elon Tried to Buy Democracy
From demon prophecies to billionaire power grabs, dive into today's political craziness where MAGA preachers rant, Musk tries to buy influence, and voter suppression gets a xenophobic twist.
Embark on a journey through gag orders that seem more hopeful than a child's wish list to Santa and jury selections that mimic finding a sober person at Oktoberfest.
Meanwhile, Trump's legal team confuses Brooklyn for a game board, and his diplomatic strategy for Ukraine might just involve channeling his inner six-year-old at negotiation.
In this thrilling edition, we dive into Donald Trump’s money magnet magic in Palm Beach, his uncanny comparison to Mandela, and an unlikely bromance with the UFC.