I Just Watched Trump Get Roasted by a Dead Pedophile While Harris Conquers MAGA Country

His speech was like a GPS that can't decide if it should take you to New York or Narnia.

Whether it's Trump’s dwindling fortune, Harris’ pop culture power plays, or the latest legislative showdown, the stories here will make you both laugh and cringe.

If inflammatory rhetoric were an Olympic sport, Trump would be a gold medalist many times over.

From couch-loving VP picks to family betrayal that could rival any soap opera, these headlines will have you chuckling, eye-rolling, and questioning your faith in humanity.

From chameleon-like transformations to hypocritical fundraisers, we bring you the highlights that scream louder than a rock band at a silent retreat.