I Spent 24 Hours as a MAGA Republican and Now I Can Control the Weather!
From racist sheriffs to weather-controlling masterminds, this article serves up a buffet of political absurdity. Laugh, cry, and consider that remote cabin as we explore the latest in American politics.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.
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