I Spent 24 Hours as a MAGA Republican and Now I Can Control the Weather!
From racist sheriffs to weather-controlling masterminds, this article serves up a buffet of political absurdity. Laugh, cry, and consider that remote cabin as we explore the latest in American politics.
Embark on a journey through gag orders that seem more hopeful than a child's wish list to Santa and jury selections that mimic finding a sober person at Oktoberfest.
Meanwhile, Trump's legal team confuses Brooklyn for a game board, and his diplomatic strategy for Ukraine might just involve channeling his inner six-year-old at negotiation.