I Spent 24 Hours in Trump's Brain and Now I Can't Remember How to Tie My Shoes

From alleged cash-for-endorsements schemes to the latest gripes from robed figures, this post serves up the freshest plate of political irony, served with a side of sarcasm.

Let's dive into the theater of political drama, celebrity feuds, and judicial debacles in our top headlines.

From Trump's shark detestation to the European Parliament's rightward turn, these articles are brimming with events that make you question reality.

Hold your breath, dive with us into this veritable zoo of unpredictable antics, improbable legislation, and overpaid underperformers.

Well, welcome to the world where Donald Trump, political shenanigans, and outlandish policies collide.