I Spent 7 Minutes in Trump's Brain and Now I Can't Stop Tweeting in ALL CAPS
Buckle up for a wild ride through the political jungle! From legal bombshells to embarrassing TV moments, we're diving into the latest shenanigans that'll make you laugh (or cry).
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.
Welcome, dear readers, to the grand unveiling of the "Rockford Files," your new go-to blog where the world of politics and government is dissected with the precision of a surgeon.