I Spent a Day in America's Political Fracas and Now I Need Therapy
From housing hail marys to hug-gate, dive into the absurd world of American politics. Trump's legal troubles, election fraud claims, and Iran flip-flops - it's a wild ride that'll make you laugh, cry, or both.
Under the spotlights brighter than a supernova at a space disco, we find a collection of tales that make reality television look like amateur hour at the local community center.
As Donald Trump, paraded into Manhattan Criminal Court for a hush money trial, one could imagine Melania blowing out her candles wishing for a day less fraught with embarrassment.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.