I Spent $100,000 on Trump's Watch and All I Got Was This Lousy Democracy
From overpriced watches to disgraced lawyers, shady mayors, and Nazi-praising candidates, dive into the wacky world of American politics. Laugh, cry, and maybe want to move to a desert island.
Under the spotlights brighter than a supernova at a space disco, we find a collection of tales that make reality television look like amateur hour at the local community center.
As Donald Trump, paraded into Manhattan Criminal Court for a hush money trial, one could imagine Melania blowing out her candles wishing for a day less fraught with embarrassment.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.