I Tracked Every Trump Threat for 30 Days and Found Something Even Hitler Would Envy
From Hitler fanboying to penthouse giveaways, this week's political circus features Trump's growing threat list, McConnell's double-speak, and a surprise Democratic hope in Nebraska.
Under the spotlights brighter than a supernova at a space disco, we find a collection of tales that make reality television look like amateur hour at the local community center.
As Donald Trump, paraded into Manhattan Criminal Court for a hush money trial, one could imagine Melania blowing out her candles wishing for a day less fraught with embarrassment.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.