I Watched Trump, Elon, and Bad Bunny Battle It Out This Week [And Reality Finally Broke My Brain]
From Trump's rally memory lapses to Bad Bunny's Puerto Rico defense, today's political circus features family rebellions, Musk's predictions, and Bannon's prison tales gone viral.
As Donald Trump, paraded into Manhattan Criminal Court for a hush money trial, one could imagine Melania blowing out her candles wishing for a day less fraught with embarrassment.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.
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