I Watched Trump's Town Hall So You Don't Have To: 5 Jaw-Dropping Moments That'll Make You Question Reality
Trump's surreal town hall, Musk's $75M super PAC splurge, a rare display of judicial common sense, Cruz's logical gymnastics, and Mother Nature's electoral interference.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.
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