Kamala Harris' Rollercoaster 24 Hours: Records, Rhythms, and Ruffled Feathers
In just 24 hours, Vice President Kamala Harris has managed to set records, secure anthems from music royalties, and rattle the beehive of American politics.
Under the spotlights brighter than a supernova at a space disco, we find a collection of tales that make reality television look like amateur hour at the local community center.
As Donald Trump, paraded into Manhattan Criminal Court for a hush money trial, one could imagine Melania blowing out her candles wishing for a day less fraught with embarrassment.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.