Once Upon An Insurrection: Trump Recasts Rioters in Epic Heroic Fantasy

Prepare yourself for some irreverent wit and unvarnished truths as we navigate the murky waters of modern politics.

From his guilty verdicts to the tragicomic unraveling of his inner circle, we’ll dissect it all with the precision of a comedian at a laugh factory.

The clang of justice echoed through the nation as former President Donald Trump was found guilty on 34 counts of falsifying business records.

Welcome to the political zoo, where the animals are wilder than ever!

From hush money scandals to classified document disputes, our favorite reality TV star turned politician is back in the spotlight, and this time, it's not just for his hair.