Once Upon An Insurrection: Trump Recasts Rioters in Epic Heroic Fantasy

Dive into the gripping saga of Trump's legal escapades, a tale so convoluted it makes the Gordian Knot look like a shoelace problem.

From Capitol Hill showdowns that could give soap operas a run for their money to courtroom dramas starring former presidents, this collection of tales will keep you awake!

With a jury as eclectic as a band at an underground music festival and legal strategies that resemble attempts at mind control, this saga is more gripping than a thriller novel.

Forget the mundane tedium of law; we're in the era of meme-powered jury selections and high-stakes games of legislative hot potato.

In a scene more fitting for a mischievous schoolboy than a former president, Donald Trump gets a stern talking-to from the judge.