The Grand Buffoonery Parade: Political Puzzles and Comedic Escapades in America's Big Top

As Donald Trump, paraded into Manhattan Criminal Court for a hush money trial, one could imagine Melania blowing out her candles wishing for a day less fraught with embarrassment.

It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.

Yesterday court was out of session, but the follies definitely didn't take a break!

Enter stage left, David Pecker, revealing the wizardry behind silencing stories, in a plot twist fit for a daytime drama.

Welcome, dear readers, to the grand unveiling of the "Rockford Files," your new go-to blog where the world of politics and government is dissected with the precision of a surgeon.