The Great Biden Disappearing Act: Celebrities, Chaos, and a Surprise Exit
Welcome to a whirlwind recap of President Joe Biden's sudden exit from the 2024 presidential race, narrated in a tone as sharp as a porcupine in a balloon factory.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.
Welcome, dear readers, to the grand unveiling of the "Rockford Files," your new go-to blog where the world of politics and government is dissected with the precision of a surgeon.