The Great Biden Disappearing Act: Celebrities, Chaos, and a Surprise Exit
Welcome to a whirlwind recap of President Joe Biden's sudden exit from the 2024 presidential race, narrated in a tone as sharp as a porcupine in a balloon factory.
Embark on a journey through gag orders that seem more hopeful than a child's wish list to Santa and jury selections that mimic finding a sober person at Oktoberfest.
Meanwhile, Trump's legal team confuses Brooklyn for a game board, and his diplomatic strategy for Ukraine might just involve channeling his inner six-year-old at negotiation.