From hush money scandals to classified document disputes, our favorite reality TV star turned politician is back in the spotlight, and this time, it's not just for his hair.
Embark on a journey through gag orders that seem more hopeful than a child's wish list to Santa and jury selections that mimic finding a sober person at Oktoberfest.
Meanwhile, Trump's legal team confuses Brooklyn for a game board, and his diplomatic strategy for Ukraine might just involve channeling his inner six-year-old at negotiation.