Trump Calls on JESUS to Count Votes (And It Somehow Gets Weirder From There)
Dive into America's political circus: from voter sign-ups to debate drama, and a holy twist on vote counting. Reality's bent, common sense optional in this funhouse mirror view.
Embark on a journey through gag orders that seem more hopeful than a child's wish list to Santa and jury selections that mimic finding a sober person at Oktoberfest.
Meanwhile, Trump's legal team confuses Brooklyn for a game board, and his diplomatic strategy for Ukraine might just involve channeling his inner six-year-old at negotiation.