Trump Calls on JESUS to Count Votes (And It Somehow Gets Weirder From There)
Dive into America's political circus: from voter sign-ups to debate drama, and a holy twist on vote counting. Reality's bent, common sense optional in this funhouse mirror view.
Under the spotlights brighter than a supernova at a space disco, we find a collection of tales that make reality television look like amateur hour at the local community center.
As Donald Trump, paraded into Manhattan Criminal Court for a hush money trial, one could imagine Melania blowing out her candles wishing for a day less fraught with embarrassment.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.