Trump's Latest "Women Protection" Plan Backfired So Hard, Even His Garbage Truck Rejected Him

From Trump's bizarre women's protection promise to security clearances as loyalty perks, today in election news proves truth is stranger than fiction. Buckle up for the wildest campaign yet.

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