Welcome to the Madness: A Week in Political Lala Land
Today we're delving into a veritable kaleidoscope of political shenanigans, where metaphors are your new best friends and the truth is as elusive as a caffeinated unicorn.
Forget prime-time TV; the real entertainment is unfolding in the courtrooms, where the plot is thicker than a mystery novel and the characters are as colorful as a neon painting.
Embark on a journey through gag orders that seem more hopeful than a child's wish list to Santa and jury selections that mimic finding a sober person at Oktoberfest.