When Courtrooms Turn Into Reality TV: The Donald Trump Spectacular
With a jury as eclectic as a band at an underground music festival and legal strategies that resemble attempts at mind control, this saga is more gripping than a thriller novel.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.
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