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„We should talk about design.“

„Our fridge seems broken…. I must buy a new one…“

At the fridges store..

„Welcome.“ - „Hello. I, ehm, want a new fridge.“

„A *new* fridge! We got the *newest*! Let me show you our newest design!“

„The new and improved FRIDGE 3000 with new and revolutional user experience!“

„We RE-THOUGHT the way of freezing, with an incredible and DISRUPTING OPENING TECHNOLOGY!“

„Our redesigned-from-scratch user interface allows food management even in closed-state, without needing to tediously open the large door!“

„Try it for yourself! Use the patented widget to put the milk jug intide, without unlocking the front door! RE-VO-LUTIONARY!“

„nice, but…“

„Isn‘t it *magic*? Now try this slice of meat! Put it in! It‘s SO amazing!“

„Unbelievable - but true! Isn‘t it?!?
The FRIDGE 3000 also supports FRESH MEAT!
(pork, bytheway)“

„But I want to use the big door…“ - „OF COURSE! We also improved THIS! It opens *vertically*! Try it yourself!“

„It opens EFFORTLESSLY! MAGICAL!“

„O dear, you put the food onto the door shelves!
With our new design, the door shelves feature became legacy, and is not supported anymore.“

„You used it wrong.“

„Not important now.
You‘ve even not yet seen the BEST and GROUNDBREAKING innovation!!“
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„oh no…“

„It‘s the world‘s slimmest fridge!!“
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