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Dec 19, 5:05AM
2023
| What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't pump up the jelly ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 19, 3:05AM
2023
| We'll all miss Grandma this Christmas, but I know she'll be looking down on us... ...waiting for the ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 19, 2:05AM
2023
| I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda It was more of a Fanta sea ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 19, 1:05AM
2023
| I just got a job testing a new erectile dysfunction medication. The starting pay isn't great but I'm ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 19, 12:05AM
2023
| I quit my job as an underwater diver. Deep down, it just wasn't for me. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 18, 11:05PM
2023
| "Tell your fortune! Only $40!" she offered, shuffling her tarot deck "No thanks," I said as I passed ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 18, 10:05PM
2023
| What do you call a 400 pound alcoholic? A heavy drinker. ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 18, 9:05PM
2023
| Recent advancements in Artificial Intelligence, or A.I., have caused much concern and controversy, y ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 |
Dec 18, 8:05PM
2023
| A magician was working on a cruise ship. A magician was working on a cruise ship. Since the audience ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 18, 7:05PM
2023
| Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 18, 6:05AM
2023
| What's the difference between a man praying in church and a man praying at the blackjack table? The ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 18, 5:05AM
2023
| I want to tell a joke about beds…. But I don’t think anyone here gives a sheet. ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 18, 4:05AM
2023
| A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet ... | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
Dec 18, 3:05AM
2023
| My wife calls me a sex machine. Her actual words were “you’re a fucking tool,” but I know what she m ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 18, 2:05AM
2023
| An obnoxious drunk An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 18, 1:05AM
2023
| What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Dec 18, 12:05AM
2023
| A black guy peed in my mouth. Tonight's the night (hey), let's live it up (let's live it up) I go ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
Dec 17, 11:05PM
2023
| A bear and a rabbit find a genie... A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods, and just as the be ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 17, 10:05PM
2023
| For the 6th time this month, someone broke into my barn and stole a cow I think it's time to beef up ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 17, 9:05PM
2023
| What did the guy say to his wife before he died of constapation? "Honey... must turd..." ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 17, 8:05PM
2023
| I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it to roll ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Dec 17, 7:05PM
2023
| My friend has a butler whose left arm is missing. Serves him right. ... | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
Dec 17, 6:05AM
2023
| Where's my present? A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer pre ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 17, 5:05AM
2023
| How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 17, 4:05AM
2023
| How many Real Men does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Real men aren’t afraid of the dark. ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 17, 3:05AM
2023
| I asked my dad, “What’s your favourite shoe brand?” Dad: Converse. Me: I thought we were already ta ... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
Dec 17, 2:05AM
2023
| What did the Roman say after a tiger ate his wife? Gladiator ... | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
Dec 17, 1:05AM
2023
| I ran out of toilet paper, so have begun using old newspapers..... The Times are rough. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 17, 12:05AM
2023
| What is 8+12-(67•9)? I though as my grandma threw the pipe bomb at the family of possums under our d ... | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 |
Dec 16, 11:05PM
2023
| Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of hungry wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thick ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Dec 16, 10:05PM
2023
| What do cows tell each other at bedtime Dairy tales. Also, They hate horror stories, because they a ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 16, 9:05PM
2023
| I asked my friend if he wanted some fries. “No thanks” he said as the penis goblin emerged from the ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 16, 8:05PM
2023
| I hate public transportation. I once had to watch a homeless man masturbate on a train for 45 minute ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 16, 7:05PM
2023
| Walking home late last night I passed a slice of apple pie, a hot fudge sundae, and a lemon cheeseca ... | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
Dec 16, 7:05AM
2023
| What’d John Lennon say at the threesome? Come together. Right now. Over me. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 16, 6:05AM
2023
| Why are there pop tarts, but no mom tarts? Because of the pastryarchy ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 16, 5:05AM
2023
| An aeroplane crashed on a small uninhabited island... (Childhood joke of mine translated from Canton ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 16, 4:05AM
2023
| In a recently discovered tape we learn for the first time what Michael Jackson’s pronouns were He/he ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 16, 3:05AM
2023
| I asked my friend if he wanted some fries. “No thanks” he said as the penis goblin emerged from the ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 16, 2:05AM
2023
| Three men die on Christmas eve...(aka # 145) Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint P ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 16, 1:05AM
2023
| My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important. I think—I won. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 16, 12:05AM
2023
| What is 8+12-(67•9)? I though as my grandma threw the pipe bomb at the family of possums under our d ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 15, 11:05PM
2023
| So this corporate lawyer comes into his office A corporate lawyer just bought a brand new Porsche, a ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 15, 10:05PM
2023
| Vegans need to stop judging each other's food choices The last thing we want is another spinach inqu ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 15, 9:05PM
2023
| We always talk about Adolf But no one seems to care about what he did to ler ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 15, 8:05PM
2023
| I’m dating this woman we have not been intimate yet She told me to stop at a specific Walgreens in t ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 15, 7:05PM
2023
| What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly? Stationary. ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Dec 15, 5:05AM
2023
| What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter because he’s not coming ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 15, 4:05AM
2023
| Robin: "Batman, the Batmobile won't start." Batman: "Check the battery." Robin: "What's a Tery?" ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 15, 3:05AM
2023
| John, fresh out of college, is looking for his first job... (Joke is translated from afrikaans, some ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 15, 2:05AM
2023
| Why is North Korea so atheist? They dont have a Seoul ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 15, 1:05AM
2023
| My friend Jay recently had twin daughters and wanted to name them after him. So I suggested Kay and ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 15, 12:05AM
2023
| I accidentally put a condom on backwards I didn’t know if I was cumming or going ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 14, 11:05PM
2023
| One day, John falls asleep next to his wife, in bed. After some time, he sees st. Peter. John: "am ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 14, 10:05PM
2023
| My wife told me to put ketchup on the shopping list... But now I can't see anything. ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 14, 9:05PM
2023
| When I was young, I once drew a fake moustache to make myself look older. How was I supposed to know ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 |
Dec 14, 8:05PM
2023
| Fifty priests died in a horrible bus accident. Saint Peter was waiting at the Pearly Gates and said ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 14, 7:05PM
2023
| Who can drink 20 litres of gas and not get sick? Jerry can. ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 14, 7:05AM
2023
| A guy I knew in prison just killed himself. A guy I met in prison, Dave, was always so happy and nic ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 14, 6:05AM
2023
| Me and elevators dont get along that well. I seem to be always pushing their buttons. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 14, 5:05AM
2023
| How do you get a farm girl to marry you? A tractor. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 14, 4:05AM
2023
| I asked my boss what browser he uses... He said "Chrome" I said "So why do people in the team say y ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 14, 3:05AM
2023
| My friends and I decided to do some back yard dare devil shenanigan's , and I had to climb the power ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 14, 2:05AM
2023
| The Queen's breasts Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Sid, the D ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 14, 1:05AM
2023
| True Story. One of my finest moments When my wife and I were planning to move, we were looking at ho ... | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
Dec 14, 12:05AM
2023
| I don't like space puns. They make my blood boil. ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 13, 11:05PM
2023
| A guy driving a Kia pulls up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce The Kia driver rolls down his wind ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 13, 10:05PM
2023
| I had a date last night, it was perfect… Tomorrow I’ll try a grape ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 13, 9:05PM
2023
| “Eat your crust, it’s the healthy part,” my dad said I didn’t think it applied to cheese but I wasn’ ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 13, 8:05PM
2023
| Two Muslims are wandering, starving and lost in the desert- they come across a monastery, and decide ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 13, 7:05PM
2023
| What weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane? A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter f ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 13, 5:05AM
2023
| Grandma and Grandpa Grandma and Grandpa are sitting on the veranda of the old folks, home rocking ba ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 13, 4:05AM
2023
| What team in the NFL has the most passionate fans? Indianapolis. They have a Colt following. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 13, 3:05AM
2023
| The Doctor says I have bad news and I have even worse news for you. Me - ok, give me the bad news fi ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 13, 2:05AM
2023
| Whenever I pay cash for something, I always make sure that I get my change in pennies. That may seem ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 13, 1:05AM
2023
| Married couple on their 30th anniversary They are sitting in the rocking chairs at sundown she's kni ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 13, 12:05AM
2023
| Some cow puns. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two le ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 12, 11:05PM
2023
| Utility of condoms Two old women are sitting at a bench near a sidewalk smoking cigarettes. Suddenly ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 12, 10:05PM
2023
| Why did the vulture get kicked off the plane? People kept complaining about his carrion luggage. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 12, 9:05PM
2023
| Every plumber says this when his toilet gets clogged This ain’t shit to me. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 12, 8:05PM
2023
| A man hands his wife some ibuprofen and a glass of water before bed one night. “What’s this for?” as ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 12, 7:05PM
2023
| What’s the worst thing to hear your surgeon say during the operation? Literally anything. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 12, 8:05AM
2023
| The treasured son (long) There was once an extremely wealthy man. Not self made, but he had made the ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 12, 7:05AM
2023
| Just found out Albert Einstein was a real person! I always though he was a theoretical physicist ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Dec 12, 6:05AM
2023
| How can a 17-character code help you identify your vehicle? Learn about the nature of VINs with Davi ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 12, 5:05AM
2023
| After 20 years of marriage, Louise was upset her husband Tom never bought her a Christmas gift She w ... | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
Dec 12, 4:05AM
2023
| I have sex almost every day Almost on Monday Almost on Tuesday Almost on Wednesday Almost on Thursda ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 12, 3:05AM
2023
| you know when she's hot when just seeing her makes you almost impregnate your briefs ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 12, 2:05AM
2023
| A man is on a business trip in Romania A man is on a business trip in Romania and figures to visit a ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 12, 1:05AM
2023
| Just found out that my wife is getting me a universal remote for Christmas. That changes everything. ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 12, 12:05AM
2023
| Every plumber says this when his toilet gets clogged This ain’t shit to me. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 11, 11:05PM
2023
| Bartender walks into a church A bartender walks into the Catholic church around the corner and ente ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 11, 10:05PM
2023
| My wife and I were out food shopping the other day. My wife and I were out food shopping the other d ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 11, 9:05PM
2023
| Some people have animals to help them, I have a fungus. It gives me Morel Support ... | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Dec 11, 8:05PM
2023
| Three Man are going to get locked away for 10 years. Food and drink are provided, but they can wish ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 11, 7:05PM
2023
| My wife tells me she has bad gene's (True story, everyone is fine) My wife and I took our son to the ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 11, 6:05AM
2023
| Lie detecting robot A lady buys a lie detecting robot. If you tell a lie around it, it slaps you; ha ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 11, 5:05AM
2023
| I told the wife that I didn't have time to jog this morning. She said I say that every day.... .... ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 11, 4:05AM
2023
| Requited prayer Two men are stranded on a deserted island, an atheist and a Christian. The next day ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 11, 3:05AM
2023
| My girlfriend told me to stop making terrible water jokes I waved and said "shore, I'll sea you late ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 11, 2:05AM
2023
| How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 11, 1:05AM
2023
| I want to tell a joke about African countries. But I can’t think of any…. Kenya help me? ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 11, 12:05AM
2023
| why did batman cross his legs? because his bat belt ran out of bat diapers ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 10, 11:05PM
2023
| [NSFW]What do women say when they see a really big dick? Yeah, I figured none of you would know eith ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 10, 10:05PM
2023
| What Asian stereo type do you hear the most? Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system. ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 10, 9:05PM
2023
| I had some leftovers out the fridge last week. Pet morgue ain't like that. ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 10, 8:05PM
2023
| A little girl wakes up and is hungry. Her mom normally makes her breakfast, but she is in the shower ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 10, 7:05PM
2023
| What did Jay-Z call his wife before they were married? Feyonce. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 10, 5:05AM
2023
| What is the opposite of a Debbie Downer? A Bethamphetamine. ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Dec 10, 4:05AM
2023
| I just got a tattoo on my left butt cheek. I didn't like it though. It was a half-ass job. ... | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
Dec 10, 3:05AM
2023
| I just read that book written by the guy who was mauled by a grizzly. His name is Claude Meearmoff ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 10, 2:05AM
2023
| What did 50 Cents grandma say when he showed her the socks he made for her Gee you knit? ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 10, 1:05AM
2023
| Offer I was offered sex by an Instagram model in exchange for promoting her toilet cleaner brand. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 10, 12:05AM
2023
| I saw a radio for sale, the tag said "$0.50, volume stuck on full" I thought to myself, "I can't tur ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 09, 11:05PM
2023
| Shortly after he got divorced... A friend asked Paul McCartney "would you ever go down on one knee a ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 09, 10:05PM
2023
| My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them Did that, but now I ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 09, 9:05PM
2023
| I was completely shocked when I learned that he finally swallowed his pride. It never occurred to me ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 09, 8:05PM
2023
| I will never forget my grandpa's last words "Hold the ladder you little shit" ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Dec 09, 7:05PM
2023
| My wife is pregnant. I asked her whether she wanted any dinner. She replied: "No thanks, I gestate." ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 09, 7:05AM
2023
| An old man goes to confession An old man goes to confession. He kneels down and says "Bless me, fath ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 09, 6:05AM
2023
| My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole ful ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 09, 5:05AM
2023
| Politicians A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. ”We have 2 basic needs ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Dec 09, 4:05AM
2023
| I told my wife... I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 09, 3:05AM
2023
| I saw the "One Man, One Jar" video for the first time today. It was a jarring experience. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 09, 2:05AM
2023
| An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tr ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Dec 09, 1:05AM
2023
| What does a pirate say during a threesome? All hands on dick ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 09, 12:05AM
2023
| What do you hear when you pull a furry's tail? ***\*POP\**** ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 08, 11:05PM
2023
| My girlfriend is shocked that I cheated on her But I always told her "cheating on you is the last th ... | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Dec 08, 10:05PM
2023
| My daughter asked me, “Dad, what do bees eat?” Me: Honey, how should I know? ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 08, 9:05PM
2023
| I always get this subreddit and twosentencehorror confused. It’s probably because all of the jokes h ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 08, 8:05PM
2023
| I met a guy who has an orgasm every time he sneezes ME: Wow! I've never heard of that. What do you t ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 08, 7:05PM
2023
| I'm going to open a sperm bank. It'll be called "Get A Load Of This Guy!". ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Dec 08, 6:05AM
2023
| I hired a Handyman and gave him a list of things to fix. He only worked on numbers 1, 3, and 5. I gu ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 08, 5:05AM
2023
| Millions of years ago, when the Nile river was still forming… Was it a juve-Nile? ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 08, 4:05AM
2023
| My wife got a hair cut, earrings, airpods, and makeup after she got a raise at work. All that money ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Dec 08, 3:05AM
2023
| How do you console an English teacher? There, thier, they’re ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 08, 2:05AM
2023
| My wife told me her gynaecologist said she wasn't allowed to have sex for two weeks. She smacked me ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 08, 1:05AM
2023
| Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? The same with the Virgin Islands. The ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 08, 12:05AM
2023
| I wake up in the morning to check my phone. Little do i realize, it was unpluged. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 07, 11:05PM
2023
| It’s Christmas Day A little girl was riding her new bike and pulled up to a stoplight. A police offi ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 07, 10:05PM
2023
| My son asked if he should upgrade his home surround sound system to Sony since every one says they a ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 07, 9:05PM
2023
| A stoner, a Jedi and a surgeon walk into a bar. Blunt Force Trauma. ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 07, 8:05PM
2023
| A man met a beautiful girl and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, “But we ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 07, 7:05PM
2023
| I'm only 12.5% sure that God exists. I guess that makes me an 1/8 theist. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 07, 5:05AM
2023
| Where do Redditors get their water? From a well, actually. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 07, 4:05AM
2023
| What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their game in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boa ... | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
Dec 07, 3:05AM
2023
| Not Another Russian Joke! Three poor souls are languishing in Gulag and have violated the camp curfe ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 07, 2:05AM
2023
| I feel like fake butter tastes better than real butter. But only margarinally. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 07, 1:05AM
2023
| Marriage A priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. B ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 07, 12:05AM
2023
| My wife said to me "what starts in F and ends in K" I said no it doesn't. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 06, 11:05PM
2023
| I was standing next to fat woman on the train platform, I looked at her and asked her when it was du ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 06, 10:05PM
2023
| Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single? It turned on the front camera ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 06, 9:05PM
2023
| Romeo Romeo, what's in thy pants? tis but a worm half the size of my aunt's. ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Dec 06, 8:05PM
2023
| A Rabbi was traveling the land… A Rabbi was traveling the land, visiting villages along the way. Soo ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dec 06, 7:05PM
2023
| Does anyone have a joke about libraries? I feel they are long overdue. ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Dec 06, 7:05AM
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| A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac.. A sadist, a masochist ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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| Obi Wan: "Luke why didn't any of your marriages work out?" Luke: "Didn't you tell me: 'Use divorce?! ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 26, 1:05AM
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| After work went to get drinks with some friends. Next think I remember was waking up in the middle o ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Aug 26, 12:05AM
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| Wife: "I have a lot of my own clothes I'd like to donate." Husband: "Why bother? It's easier to thro ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Aug 25, 11:05PM
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| My wife walked in on me eating uncooked meat Clearly surprised, she demanded an explanation. "Well, ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 25, 10:05PM
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| I'm not as dumb as people think, because I finally figured out why they tell actors to "Break a leg! ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 25, 9:05PM
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| I told my wife I saw an alien on the way to work this morning She said “how do you know it’s on its ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Aug 25, 8:05PM
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| True Story: Took my family out to dinner. We entered the restaurant and I asked the host if we could ... | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
Aug 25, 6:05AM
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| I've just started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Aug 25, 5:05AM
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| There's a rich Arab man trying to buy every fish and chip shop in Britain His name is Sultan Vinegar ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 25, 4:05AM
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| Why are trans women so good at swimming? Because they are boyn’t ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 25, 3:05AM
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| I was cleaning my house... When I ran across an old dad-joke daily calender. You know, the one that ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 25, 2:05AM
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| A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator sh ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Aug 25, 1:05AM
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| My dad once tried making coffee. When he tasted it he said, 'Ahh, like making love in a canoe.' When ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 25, 12:05AM
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| First golf joke I’ve heard less than 1,000,000 times. A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are braggin ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 24, 11:05PM
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| My girlfriend asked me to sit down on the couch, and softly said “I think we should talk. I …I… don’ ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 24, 10:05PM
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| I like this feature of my new smart watch that displays my status as "OK". Leaning across the couch ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 24, 9:05PM
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| I matched with a tinder profile that had no pics. We chatted a bit. Smart and funny so i asked for a ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Aug 24, 8:05PM
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| My son told me a girl at his school named IKEA had to change her name to stop being picked on. I res ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 24, 8:05AM
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| Russian prime minister Mishustin comes to Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones. "I fl ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 24, 7:05AM
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| Whats the password? My kids made a blanket fort and put up a sign saying "no parents allowed!" They ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 24, 6:05AM
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| For those of you who are about to get married, here’s something to consider: On the one hand, you ge ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 24, 5:05AM
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| I went to a psychic the other day. Knocked on her door and she yelled "Who is it?" So I left ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 24, 4:05AM
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| My face is only long because my rider failed to perform bone reconstruction surgery on my skull, ya ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 24, 3:05AM
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| my grief counsellor died this week but luckily he was so good I didn't give a sh*t ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 24, 2:05AM
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| When I came home from work, my wife said "Ugh, the baby has been crying for hours. Can you take over ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Aug 24, 1:05AM
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| Man this soap tastes awful. At least I still have my rat poison ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Aug 24, 12:05AM
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| People are usually shocked... when they find out I'm not a very good electrician. ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Aug 23, 11:05PM
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| TRIGGER WARNING: What did the dad say when his son came out as trans? You're not my son anymore ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 23, 10:05PM
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| My dentist told me to floss twice a day to prevent a viral infection. *Goes viral on tiktok* ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 23, 9:05PM
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| The woman says to her husband: "If i had known you were so poor, i wouldn't have married you." Husba ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Aug 23, 8:05PM
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| Bruce Lee had an even faster brother!! Sudden Lee ... | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
Aug 23, 6:05AM
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| Girls must buy $1000 purses just to impress other girls... No guy has ever said " Bro, she was ugly. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 23, 5:05AM
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| 90% of bald people still own a comb They just can’t part with it ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 23, 4:05AM
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| A mute man wanted to buy condoms, but he wasn't sure how to communicate with the pharmacist. His par ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 23, 3:05AM
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| True story! I asked my son how he liked the kielbasa sausage I cooked He answered, "Meh, I've had be ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 23, 2:05AM
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| A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Aug 23, 1:05AM
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| Made a real life Dad-Joke. Need Verdict: I was cleaning inside a boat water tank earlier today, and ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 23, 12:05AM
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| Gen Z names are so stupid. For instance, a young man introduced himself to me as Jathan..... Not Jas ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 22, 11:05PM
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| My barber realised that his scissors weren't working so he apologized. I replied "well sorry's not g ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 22, 10:05PM
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| I sat on the floor I forgot to add the h to sat ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 22, 9:05PM
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| A sign on a restaurant window says "If you order it and we don't have it, you instantly win one mill ... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Aug 22, 8:05PM
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| I accidentally swallowed the scrabble tiles for N, O, U, O, T, and Y. I shit you not. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 22, 10:05AM
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| "This bestselling detective novel is by far the best ever written by this author" "No shit, **Sherlo ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 22, 9:05AM
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| You can paint a thousand paintings and not be called an artist... You can run a thousand marathons a ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Aug 22, 8:05AM
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| Did you hear about the author who used a period after every word? He. Got. Sentenced. To. Death. ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Aug 22, 7:05AM
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| I can't believe the popular kids invited a dweeb like me to join them for a friendly game after scho ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 22, 6:05AM
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| A man who lost his hat decided the easiest way to replace it was to steal it. So he goes to the loca ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Aug 22, 5:05AM
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| My wife asked for a hot dog. I made her one and she asked me to put ketchup on it. I pointed at the ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 22, 4:05AM
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| "I'm getting married" She said happily. "Oh, who's being held at gunpoint this time?" ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 22, 3:05AM
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| Another Jewish mother... A Jewish guy calls his mother in Florida. "Hi, Mom. How have you been?" " ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 22, 2:05AM
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| I asked my wife 'So, do you think the cup is half full or half empty?' And you know what she said? ' ... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Aug 22, 1:05AM
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| He kept pestering us to play 51-Card Pickup. That's when we knew he wasn't playing with a full deck. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 22, 12:05AM
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| The Lady and the Farmer A farmer stopped by a hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of pa ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 21, 11:05PM
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| Roasted by daughter Conversation between my daughter and I. Daughter: dad, would you run with me in ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 21, 10:05PM
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| I told my friend that ever since I went to Taco Bell, I've had bad diarrhea... She replied with "sam ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Aug 21, 9:05PM
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| All of the passengers on a plane are seated and ready for takeoff. The pilot and copilot are late, t ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Aug 21, 8:05PM
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| My wife told me to put ketchup on the grocery list. So i did. But now i can't read the grocery list. ... | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
Aug 21, 9:05AM
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| The husband was ready for the last major hurricane to threaten their home, but his wife was not. Whe ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 21, 8:05AM
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| 2 cows standing in a field. First cow asks “what do you think of this mad cow disease?” Second cow s ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 21, 7:05AM
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| I think my word processor is pregnant! That's the *third period* it's missed in a row! ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Aug 21, 6:05AM
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| A man is walking down a street when he reads a graffiti... ...saying "The person reading this is an ... | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Aug 21, 5:05AM
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| What does garlic do when it gets hot? It takes its cloves off ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 21, 4:05AM
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| You know, we're just one long tube inside, from our mouths, to our anus. So, with gas coming out bot ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 21, 3:05AM
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| Two older couples decide to go out for dinner. The two husbands sit in the front seat, and the two w ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Aug 21, 2:05AM
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| Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she always runs away from the ball ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Aug 21, 1:05AM
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| After years of searching for his glasses, Bob finally found them on his forehead only to discover he ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 21, 12:05AM
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| Jewish mothers, right? The year is 2028 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 20, 11:05PM
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| I called the incontinence hotline yesterday The lady asked if I can hold for a few minutes. ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Aug 20, 10:05PM
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| I live alone. Yet, the toilet seat was hot. ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Aug 20, 9:05PM
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| I got 50 dollars from my mom... She told me to take my brother to the movies, but not to bring him h ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 20, 8:05PM
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| What do you say when you tickle a millionaire? Gucci Gucci Gucci ... | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
Aug 20, 8:05AM
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| Once there was an inflatable boy. He lived in his inflatable house with his inflatable parents, and ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Aug 20, 7:05AM
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| My wife said the garden hose wasn’t working anymore. I said, “maybe you have a kink?” She replied, “ ... | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
Aug 20, 6:05AM
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| The strange case of albinism An American anthropologist has been studying a tribe in Africa by livin ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 20, 5:05AM
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| Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate his food before it was cool ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 20, 4:05AM
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| I keep telling my talking anus, "Shut up, you lousy a**hole!" It tells me "Shut up yourself, you stu ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 20, 3:05AM
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| Tommy… A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliv ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 20, 2:05AM
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| Just happened IRL - My wife asked me to get some meat from the overloaded freezer as she was afraid ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 20, 1:05AM
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| "It's a cold night!" the Grand Inquisitor complained. "Throw another heretic on the fire!" ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 20, 12:05AM
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| A middle-aged married couple live in a small house on the beach. One afternoon they get into a huge ... | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
Aug 19, 11:05PM
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| I'm fed up with all the NSEW jokes on this sub. We really have to find a new direction. ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 19, 10:05PM
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| I know this sounds bizarre, but my butthole has learned to talk! And now, the damn thing won't *shat ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 19, 9:05PM
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| A German man walks into a McDonald's in the United States... After waiting in line, he finally gets ... | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
Aug 19, 8:05PM
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| I’m sick of all the NSFW jokes on this sub Hi, sick of all the NSFW jokes on this sub, I’m dad. ... | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
Aug 19, 6:05AM
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| A man and his wife are having trouble in bed... ... the woman never even gets close to having an org ... | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
Aug 19, 5:05AM
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| My friends got a new house, and I paid for them to get underfloor heating... ...it was a house warmi ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 19, 4:05AM
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| My wife has been cheating on me and in hindsight I should have seen it coming For the past couple mo ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 19, 3:05AM
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| Is it just me or have there been more and more jokes posted that aren’t true dad jokes? Dad jokes ar ... | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Aug 19, 2:05AM
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| For all the people queuing for McDonalds I was at the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and a yo ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 19, 1:05AM
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| Did you hear that NASA is about to launch a new mission to say sorry to aliens for Earth polluting s ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 19, 12:05AM
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| the stranded woman and the kind indian A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Ar ... | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Aug 18, 11:05PM
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| I went to a beekeeper and asked for 12 bees. The beekeeper gave me 13 bees. I asked why did you gi ... | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
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