The Battle of Political Titans: From Gag Orders to Hip-Hop Hoorahs
Whether it's Trump’s dwindling fortune, Harris’ pop culture power plays, or the latest legislative showdown, the stories here will make you both laugh and cringe.
Under the spotlights brighter than a supernova at a space disco, we find a collection of tales that make reality television look like amateur hour at the local community center.
As Donald Trump, paraded into Manhattan Criminal Court for a hush money trial, one could imagine Melania blowing out her candles wishing for a day less fraught with embarrassment.
It's like tuning into a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, except the donkey is the constitution, and no one's blindfolded—they're just pretending to be.