Trump's Odyssey: Skirting the Edge of Legal Whirlpools with a Side of Irony

Trump 'rejects' the NYSE because it's in New York - then announces listing his (un)Truth social will be listed on the NASDAQ in New York City.

Witness the high-flying acrobatics and jaw-dropping escapades of Donald J. Trump as he navigates a labyrinth of legal loops, financial fire-walking, and the political tightrope.

Here I am weeping (from laughter) peeling onions on the never-ending story of Trump's Troubles. If it weren't so serious, it'd be funny.

In today's matchup we've got pawns who are fessing up (Lev Parnas) and judges who are twisting themselves up in a knot (you know who).

Sometimes the hypocrisy is just too much to handle. Today's collection of stories almost seems impossible to believe.